Life's A Carnival

Robin. 26. Florida Girl. Aries. Slytherin. District 4.
Daydream believer.
Companion in time and space.
Resident of Mystic Falls, Capeside, Neptune, Rosewood, Sunnydale, Stars Hollow, and Tree Hill.

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So stoked to open my mailbox today and find my #ipsy #glambag!!! Especially stoked for the Pop Beauty “Smokin’ Hot” eyeshadow trio and the Nicka K nail polish!

Wise Rafiki. Forgivings hard, but worth the peace. #wiserafiki #forgiveness

cheeseprincessa:

i love few things as much as i love the fact that khloe’s mugshot is in a frame in kim’s house

cheeseprincessa:

i love few things as much as i love the fact that khloe’s mugshot is in a frame in kim’s house

(via a11th3same)

  • 1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
  • 2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
  • 3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
  • 4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
  • 5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
  • 6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
  • 7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
  • 8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
  • 9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
  • 10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
  • 11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
  • 12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”
deannaparks:

“I survived childbirth. The death of my family and 500 years running from the hybrid. You can understand why I’m a little upset that I’m dying from a sinus infection.”

deannaparks:

I survived childbirth. The death of my family and 500 years running from the hybrid. You can understand why I’m a little upset that I’m dying from a sinus infection.”

"How often do you walk your dog? You know what I mean. How many times a week?"

(via degrassi)

Best of PLL - Aria dreaming about Jason (2x09)

Into every generation, there is a chosen one. One girl in all the world. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness; To stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers. She is the Slayer. ― The prophecy of the Slayer.

(via buffydairs)

Glee Sings the Beatles (pt. 1)

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