Life's A Carnival

Yeah Puck, the guy who quit football and was willing to get a slushie in the face every day for Rachel, who performed his first solo for her, who apologised, complimented and supported her in several situations, who moved the Glist from her locker, who stood up with her to perform for the jocks, who agreed to do Run Joey Run with her – even though he didn’t like the idea of it, who helped convince her to go to and set up a flash mob to let her know how much he and the rest of her friends loved her and that she was perfect just the way she was. Yes Puck, the guy who’s always shown an attraction to her, has always been a good friend and who’s always been there for her when she needed him (whether the situation was right or not), has just said that he’d always hoped Finn would be the first to clumsily ram into her –

Writing at its worst and most contrived ladies and gentlemen. Oh, but of course – Puck can’t feel anything for Rachel anymore, we need to make the Puck/Shelby thing work and we can’t point out just how unhealthy and doomed the Finn/Rachel relationship is, heaven forbid!